the nomenclature of "mouth"/a dicotomous key/the empirical argument: "mouth"
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                              is your mouth big?
               if yes                                               if no
you have a big mouth!           you have a not-big mouth!


P1: If "mouth" is big, "mouth" is "big mouth"
P2: "mouth" is big
C: "mouth" is "big mouth"

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i can't believe i threw away a full, nearly untouched cup of slurpee. pissing.

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actually, i was planning for this to be sunshine and rainbows and butterflies

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P1: i am under cold turkey
P2: being under cold turkey sucks
C: i suck

woohoo. soon i'll be pissing everyone off too with "*slam!* how do you know this table exists hmm?"